“Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...” Hear that? That’s not the clock, that’s the impromptu ping-pong game that simply broke out within the church as your ceremony enters its third hour. Oh, and don’t wake the guy snoring behind the altar…he simply desires to a small degree nappy before witnessing your vows.
They say that love is timeless, right? Yeah, well, love never sat through an epic marathon of nuptials in 90-degree heat whereas mentally tracing a Rorschach check on his neighbor’s liver-spotted head. It’s a decent time to start out speed-reading your thanks to the “I Do’s” when grandma goes down sort of a Sumatran rhino on the unhealthy finish of a tranquilizer gun. undecided if your service goes to a small degree long? simply raise those guys weeping within the corner. They’re Teamsters.
Hey, nobody doubts that the marriage ceremony is that the raison d’etre for your massive day; simply don’t let unhealthy time management cause you to un-raison-able.
They say that love is timeless, right? Yeah, well, love never sat through an epic marathon of nuptials in 90-degree heat whereas mentally tracing a Rorschach check on his neighbor’s liver-spotted head. It’s a decent time to start out speed-reading your thanks to the “I Do’s” when grandma goes down sort of a Sumatran rhino on the unhealthy finish of a tranquilizer gun. undecided if your service goes to a small degree long? simply raise those guys weeping within the corner. They’re Teamsters.
Hey, nobody doubts that the marriage ceremony is that the raison d’etre for your massive day; simply don’t let unhealthy time management cause you to un-raison-able.
